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posting after I finish math.
*at drivers test* of course I have experience driving sir I play Mario kart all the time
girl are u my mom because u are number 1 in my life
please dont ever use this pickup line
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
*gets a degree in fucking up my sleeping schedule*
i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you